TODAY’S WORD IS …FUCKOLT

In this bizarre episode, Greg opened his power bill and it looked like a down payment on a house. He called the utility and they said "new federal mandate." The emergency order about foreign wires spying on us. Like a transformer from overseas was reporting his Netflix habits.

They told him they had to rip it all out. The "unpatriotic copper" that was too cosmopolitan for the power lines. Replace it with domestic equipment made by an eagle wearing a hard hat. He asked if his lights would stay on. They said "it'll be American."
His bill tripled because someone decided which pieces of metal love the country enough to keep refrigerators running.

They bypassed regulators, skipped bidding, and handed out contracts like parade candy. Now he's sitting in his living room, lights flickering, wallet empty, wondering when his toaster needs a passport.

Some emergencies are real. Others are just an electrical outlet singing the national anthem while your bank account gets electrocuted. New words daily at 6 AM.

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